1. People who put L plates on arseways.
Keep well clear of these imbeciles! I would recommend at least 200 yards. If these people are too stupid to perform correctly this most elementary of tasks, they are surely a danger to all other road users.
2. People who refer to simple coincidences as Ironic.
Let's say Gerry Ryan is on the radio talking about monkeys that eat their own faeces, and you were 'only just talking about that', in a drunken pub conversation the night before, well, that my friend is not Ironic, it's just a simple coincidence.
3. Bible belt Christians.
These people truly are the most despicable, hypocritical, small minded bunch of people on this planet. If you don't eat, sleep and shit like them, you are going to burn for all eternity in hell. Yes, that's right, their all powerfull, all LOVING god is going to burn you, and 4.4 billion others in a big fire beneath the earth! I wonder how many of these 'moral' clean living people would classify Hitler as an evil man.
4. Daft Dave
A message to Right Price Tiles management: Because of that annoying bastard, I would rather walk naked from Turkey to Dublin with travertine on my back than cross the threshold of one of your stores.
5. TV licence ads.
RTE keep warning us that one of these days, the wolf will knock on the door, catch you without your licence, and your family and friends will disown you with the shame of it all. They bombard us with scare mongering ads to make us believe the Gestapo are patrolling the country ready to haul in the non compliant BULLSHIT. There is more chance of you getting hit by a runaway speed boat while sunbathing on the beach, than there is of a TV licence inspector arriving at your door. And, even if he did, I think I could just about survive the 'shame' of it all. My advice: don't get one in the first place, then they won't hound you with letters to renew.
6. Skanger city centre young wans that wear pygamas outdoors.
WTF is this all about? Girls, this is not a trendy fashion statement, nor is it an outward expression of your desire to stick two fingers up at the rest of society. It's simply ridiculous, and it makes you look like you just wandered out of a mental institution.
7. D4 girls.
These fake, shallow annoying people really bug me. Why do they speak as if they've just walked off the set of Dawson's creek? YOU ARE IRISH!! Stop speaking with an American accent. Oh my God, it's like, sooo annoying.
8. Rubbernecking.
It's a really pleasant experience when you're sitting in an hour of traffic on the M50, only to discover the cause of said traffic is an accident on the OTHER side of the motorway. People, unless a member of your immediate family is involved, don't fuck my day up, keep your foot to the floor.
9. Calgon tablets.
"Washing machines live longer with Calgon"The fact that this company has a market shows how some people in this country are devoid of simple common sense.A good washing machine will cost you about €300, and will easily last five years without the help of Calgon.They say, use one tablet in every wash and your machine will last longer.Maybe so, but each tablet costs .30c, meaning if you had five washes a week, in five years you would have spent €390, JUST ON CALGON TABLETS!Is this not blindingly obvious?
10. VIPs.
Why should someone be considered a 'very important' person just because they followed a certain career path or were born into a certain family?I mean, if my mother had the choice of pushing me or Bono in front of a train, I can guarantee it would be me visiting her in prison.So, how come I can't get beyond those red ropes?
/End rant.
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